Snarky Greeting Cards

FRONT: CONGRATS ON THE NEW JOB

INSIDE: IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO HATE A NEW CAREER

FRONT: CONSIDER THIS MY TWO WEEKS NOTICE

INSIDE: I KID I KID. BUT LIKE I COULD REALLY USE A VACA TBH. HAPPY HOLIDAYS

FRONT: Sooo we know you got fired…

INSIDE: But like… where did you leave everything???

FRONT: SHIT IS GOING DOWN

INSIDE: WISH YOU WERE STILL HERE TO WITNESS THIS SHIT SHOW WITH ME - YOUR EX WORK WIFE

FRONT: CONISER THIS MY TWO WEEKS NOTICE

INSIDE: k thankx byyeeeee

FRONT: DON’T WORRY. I’LL HAVE JANICE CONFERENCE YOU INTO OUR WEEKLY MEETING WHILE YOU’RE ON PTO

INSIDE: WOULDN’T WANT YOU TO MISS ANYTHING WHILE YOU’RE GONE BOO - YOUR WORK WIFE

FRONT: TIS THE SEASON

INSIDE: FOR EGGNOG IN OUR MORNING MEETINGS. MAY OUR CUPS OVERFLOWITH. -CHEERS

FRONT: PLEASE DON’T GO

INSIDE: BUT IF YOU’RE REALLY COMMITTED TO THIS, WILL YOU AT LEAST TAKE ME WITH YOU?? - YOUR SOON-TO-BE EX-WORK WIFE

FRONT: THIS CHRISTMAS I WILL STOP ASKING FOR ENDLESS REVISIONS

INSIDE: LOL JUST KIDDING I STILL HAVE SOME THINGS I WANT TO GO OVER - JOY TO THE WORLD

FRONT: NEED FOOD

INSIDE: WHEN IS THE NEXT LUNCH-N-LEARN - GRATEFUL EMPLOYEE

FRONT: PLEASE DO NOT GET KNOCKED UP AT THE COMPANY HOLIDAY PARTY

INSIDE: THIS PLACE WOULD SPONTANEOUSLY SELF COMBUST IF YOU WENT ON MATERNITY LEAVE